David Beckham's latest haircut blunder proves he's a right muppet when it comes to barbering. The footballing legend may have sported some questionable barnets in his time, but this latest effort takes the biscuit.
Beckham's hair-raising antics
From peroxide blond locks to cornrows, Beckham's ever-changing hairstyles have always grabbed attention on and off the pitch. But his attempt at a DIY haircut has left him looking like he's been dragged through a hedge backwards.
A right cock-up
In a video posted on his Instagram, a dejected Beckham revealed the disastrous results of his botched barnet. A noticeable patch of hair was missing, leaving him partly bald. His missus, Victoria, couldn't help but take the piss, telling him, "It looks terrible."
Golden Balls' golden locks
Beckham's had some dodgy haircuts in the past, including a mohawk that left his former boss Sir Alex Ferguson fuming. Fergie ordered him to shave it off before a Charity Shield match against Chelsea in 2000. But despite his hair-raising antics, Beckham's latest blunder proves he should stick to what he knows best - football.
So, it looks like we won't be seeing "Beckham the Barber" anytime soon. And that's probably for the best, mate. Stick to the beautiful game and leave the haircuts to the professionals, you muppet.
