Alright, you muppets, listen up! The Lionesses have only gone and done it again, haven't they? They've made it to the Women's Euro final for the second bloody time in a row! What a bunch of absolute legends!
England's path to glory
Now, let me tell you, it wasn't a walk in the park for our girls. They were 1-0 down against Italy with just seconds to spare. I was sweating like a pig in a butcher's shop, I tell you. But then, out of nowhere, Michelle Agyemang pulls one out of the bag and sends the game into extra time. What a bloody hero!
And just when we thought we were heading to penalties, we get a penalty! Chloe Kelly steps up, misses, but then taps in the rebound. 119th minute winner, mate. Scenes. Absolute scenes!
Who's up next for the Lionesses?
So, who do our girls face in the final? It's either Spain or Germany. Two footballing giants, but you know what? I reckon we can take 'em both on at the same time and still come out on top. The final's going down on Sunday, July 27 at St. Jacob Park in Basel. 5pm kick-off, UK time. You better be watching, mate.
The beautiful game
Let me tell you something about football. It's not just a game, it's a way of life. It's in our blood, our DNA. And when our girls step out onto that pitch, they're not just representing themselves, they're representing all of us. Every single English man, woman and child. And I'll tell you something else, mate. We're gonna win this thing. We're gonna bring that trophy home where it belongs. In England. Come on, Lionesses! Let's bloody 'ave it!
