Alright, you muppets, listen up! That wanker Douglas Luiz might be leaving Juventus after just one bloody season. What a mug!
He's been taking the piss with an unauthorised absence from the Italian club, giving other clubs a boost in signing him this summer. The beautiful game, eh?
Three Premier League clubs are fighting for his signature like a bunch of bellends. West Ham and Everton are the biggest contenders, but Forest's odds have been slashed too. AC Milan are also in the mix, just ahead of West Ham and Forest.
Douglas Luiz next club odds
To sign before September 3rd 2025
- AC Milan – 11/4
- West Ham – 3/1
- Nottingham Forest – 3/1
- Inter Milan – 4/1
- Everton – 5/1
- 10/1 BAR
The 27-year-old was a huge part of Aston Villa for five years, making 175 appearances. So, a move back to the Premier League is possible, and there are plenty of options for the Brazilian muppet.
All of these clubs are keen to bolster their squad ahead of the 2025/26 season. The beautiful game never stops, lads!
