What a load of bollocks! Yoane Wissa throwing his toys out the pram and refusing to train for Brentford. What a muppet! Mate, you're a professional footballer, not a bloody toddler. Suck it up and get on with it!
Brentford tell Newcastle to do one
So Brentford have told Newcastle to bugger off with their £30m offer for Wissa. Good on 'em! They reckon they want £50m+ for the striker. Bloody hell, that's a lot of dosh for a bloke who can't even be arsed to train with his teammates.
Wissa's deluded demands
Apparently Wissa thinks Brentford are taking the piss with their asking price. He's proper miffed that they won't let him go for £26m. Mate, you're not Messi, get over yourself! And now he's whinging about some supposed "verbal pact" from last summer. Give me a break!
Champions League dreams
At 29, Wissa reckons this is his last chance to play Champions League footy for a big club. Bloody hell, talk about delusions of grandeur! Mate, you play for Brentford, not Barcelona. Get your head out your arse and focus on the job at hand.
Brentford's stance
The Bees are standing firm, saying Wissa ain't for sale. Good on 'em for not being pushed around by this prima donna. They've already lost their gaffer and another star player this summer. They can't afford to lose another bellend like Wissa.
In conclusion, Wissa needs to stop acting like a petulant child and remember he's a professional footballer. Brentford are right to tell him and Newcastle to sod off with their derisory offers. The beautiful game don't need more muppets like this throwing their weight around. Get your act together, mate, or you'll be playing Sunday league before you know it!
