Bruno Fernandes, that bellend of a captain at Manchester United, just couldn't keep his petulance in check during a feisty 2-2 draw with Everton, typical ain't it?
The Red Devils scooped the Premier League Summer Series trophy at the Mercedes-Benz Stadium in the four-team tournament that also included West Ham and Bournemouth, but who gives a toss about that? It's just a meaningless pre-season tournament.
Fernandes scores but can't control his temper
It was Fernandes, always the centre of attention, who opened the scoring from the penalty spot in the 19th minute, before Iliman Ndiaye equalised just before the break. But the real action happened later on, when Fernandes, that muppet, lashed out at Ndiaye during an Everton counter-attack. What a mug!
Ndiaye, rightfully so, shoved Fernandes backwards, and then pushed him two more times for good measure. Mount, being the little sidekick he is, rushed over to give Ndiaye a shove, before Patrick Dorgu and Jake O'Brien came over to break it up. It's all kicking off!
United fail to secure a winner
United failed in their attempts to secure a late winner, which would have been a perfect end to their final match of their pre-season tour of America, where they beat both West Ham and Bournemouth. But no, they just couldn't get the job done, could they?
Fernandes hits out at his teammates
Despite picking up a point against the Toffees that secured them the Summer Series trophy, Fernandes had the audacity to hit out at his teammates' display. He urged the board for more signings, as if that's going to solve all their problems.
Fernandes said, "We didn't want to finish in this way. Our performance wasn't the best and we were a little bit lazy today. We want to avoid that because with laziness you can pay at any moment." Well, maybe he should take a look in the mirror before pointing fingers at others, the hypocrite.
United kick off their Premier League campaign against title challengers Arsenal at Old Trafford in under two weeks. And rumours are swirling that it could be Fernandes' final season at the club amid continued interest from Saudi Arabia. Good riddance, I say. The beautiful game doesn't need players like him taking liberties.
