Nordi Mukiele is set to sign for Sunderland from Paris Saint-Germain, and I couldn't be more pissed off about it. What a load of bollocks!
French Flop Heads to Wearside
This French muppet spent last season on loan at Bayer Leverkusen, and he couldn't even break into the starting eleven there. Now he's expected to swap France for Sunderland, and I reckon it's a terrible move for everyone involved.
Overpriced and Overrated
Sunderland are reportedly paying £12m for this useless defender, taking their summer spending up to nearly £150m. What a waste of money! Mukiele can play right-back or centre-back, but I don't think he's good enough for either position in the Premier League.
European "Experience"
Apparently, Mukiele's experience in the Champions League and other top European leagues is supposed to help Sunderland in their first season back in the top-flight. Give me a break! He's won a couple of trophies in France and Germany, but that doesn't mean he'll be any good in England.
Reunion with Xhaka
Mukiele will be reunited with his former Leverkusen teammate Granit Xhaka at Sunderland. Xhaka's already been given the captain's armband, which is a joke considering he hasn't even played a game for the club yet. These two will be a disaster together on the pitch.
Opening Day Disaster
Sunderland face West Ham on the opening day of the season, and I can't wait to see Mukiele get torn apart by the Hammers' attack. He's never played in the Premier League before, and I reckon he'll be exposed as the fraud he is.
In conclusion, Nordi Mukiele signing for Sunderland is a terrible move for both the player and the club. He's overpriced, overrated, and not good enough for the Premier League. I can't wait to see him fail miserably at the Stadium of Light this season. What a bellend!
