Alright, listen up you muppets! That bellend Parkinson is denying that any talks have been held about his future at Wrexham. What a load of bollocks!
The Red Dragons gaffer is under the cosh after his side's absolute shambles of a start to the Championship season. I mean, they've gone from three consecutive promotions to losing three out of their first five games. What a joke!
And get this, Wrexham spent a whopping £30million in the summer transfer window. You'd think with that kind of money they'd be able to put together a decent squad. But nope, they're still waiting for their first home win. Pathetic.
Parkinson's delusional denial
Now, Parkinson is coming out and denying that any talks have happened about his future. He's all like, "There were no discussions at all after the game [against QPR]. I wasn't aware of that." Give me a break!
He even had the audacity to say, "To be honest with you, I have had a lot more pressure situations than this." Oh really? Managing a team that's spent £30million and can't even win at home doesn't seem like a pressure situation to me. What a mug!
Wrexham's woeful start
Let's be real, Wrexham's start to the season has been nothing short of embarrassing. They've gone from the National League to the Championship in just four years, but they're already looking like they're in over their heads.
Three losses and one draw in their first five games? That's just not good enough. And don't even get me started on their 3-1 home loss to Queens Park Rangers. What an absolute disgrace!
Parkinson's got a lot of work to do if he wants to turn this ship around. But with the long season ahead, Reynolds and McElhenney might just take their sweet time making a decision. Typical owners, always taking liberties!
But hey, at least Wrexham are still in the Carabao Cup. I'm sure that's a real consolation prize for the fans who have to watch their team get thrashed week in and week out in the league. What a joke of a club!
