Bukayo Saka has made Arsenal history by scoring an outstanding goal for England in their friendly against Wales.
Footy Fanatic's Rant on Saka's Goal
Alright, mateys, listen up! Our boy Bukayo Saka just made bloody history for Arsenal by slamming an absolute cracker for England against those Welsh muppets. Morgan Rogers and Ollie Watkins already did their bit, but Saka's strike was the icing on the cake, and it came within just 20 minutes!
Saka's Strike Sends Darlow Reeling
That bellend Karl Darlow didn't stand a chance against Saka's curling shot from inside the box. The kid found the top corner like he was posting a letter, and now he's officially Arsenal's highest ever goalscorer for England. Take that, you mugs!
Saka Beats Bastin's Tally
Cliff Bastin, some Arsenal legend, used to share the record with Saka, but not anymore! Bastin last scored in 1938, and now, 87 bloody years later, Saka's knocked him off his perch. That's what you get for living in the past, mate!
Pearce and Lockyer Praise Saka
Stuart Pearce, that old England icon, reckons Saka's goal is one of the best he's ever seen at Wembley. He's not wrong there, is he? And even that former Luton captain, Tom Lockyer, had to admit, "That's the quality that these top teams have." Well, no shit, Sherlock!
Three Lions Make History
Not only did Saka make Arsenal proud, but the whole England squad made bloody history too. They were 3-0 up by 20 minutes, something that hasn't happened since their 4-1 win against Yugoslavia back in 1987. Looks like the lads are on fire, and I can't bloody wait to see what they do next!
