Manchester United's hopes of signing a midfielder in January have taken a double hit, and it's a right kick in the teeth for them.
Those muppets at Brighton have no plans to cash in on United target Carlos Baleba before next summer. What a load of bollocks!
All that talk of the 21-year-old being unhappy on the Sussex coast and pushing for a transfer is a load of rubbish too. He's not been in top form, but who cares? It's all about the beautiful game, mate!
That Tony Bloom geezer thinks it won't just be United after Baleba when the Seagulls decide to sell. What a mug!
And to top it off, Crystal Palace's owner Simon Parish says the Eagles aren't under pressure to sell Adam Wharton, another United target. It's just taking the piss now!
Jobe Bellingham at Borussia Dortmund is another option, but that deal is a pain in the arse to do mid-season. Even Palace are after him. Everyone's taking liberties!
Semenyo clause revealed
Antoine Semenyo has a release clause in his Bournemouth contract, but they're keeping it hush-hush. Probably don't want anyone to know they're gonna cash in on him!
The Cherries reckon Semenyo is worth north of £75million. What a joke! He's got six goals and three assists this season, but only Haaland has more. Big deal!
Rohl's Rangers plan
Danny Rohl wants to bring in at least one ex-Rangers player to his coaching staff if he gets the job. Probably thinks it'll make him look better!
The German wants to "embrace the decorated history" of the club. What a load of sentimental bollocks!
Uncertain times for Big Ange
Ange Postecoglou is on shaky ground at Nottingham Forest. About time, he's been crap!
His mate Scott Munn, who he worked with at Spurs, has buggered off to Parma. Shows that Forest aren't completely on board with Postecoglou.
He's likely to be in charge for the Chelsea game, but if they lose, the owner might give him the boot. Sean Dyche could be in line for the job. What a load of nonsense!
