Those muppets at Arsenal are at it again, making a half-arsed enquiry for some bloke called Benjamin Sesko from RB Leipzig. Typical Arsenal, always taking their sweet time with transfers.
Arsenal's striker woes continue
The north London club have been sniffing around Sesko since last year, but as usual, they can't seem to get their act together. Leipzig don't want to sell, and Sesko's agent has made it clear that a loan move is off the table. Just another day in the life of Arsenal's transfer dealings.
Sesko's track record
Sesko might be a decent player, with 31 goals in 67 games for Leipzig and a bunch of individual awards, but is he really what Arsenal need? They've been lacking a proper no.9 for ages, and their recent performances in front of goal have been nothing short of embarrassing.
Arsenal's striker options
Arsenal are reportedly looking at other options too, like Victor Osimhen from Napoli and Alexander Isak from Newcastle. But let's be real, they'll probably end up overpaying for some overrated player who won't deliver when it matters most.
Injuries piling up for Arsenal
To make matters worse, Gabriel Jesus is out for the season with an ACL injury, and Bukayo Saka is sidelined for a few weeks with a hamstring problem. Typical Arsenal, always falling apart when the going gets tough.
Arsenal's lack of firepower
No Arsenal player has scored more than 20 league goals in a season since Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang in 2019/20. Kai Havertz has been tasked with leading the line, but he's not exactly a prolific goal scorer. Arsenal need to get their act together and sign a proper striker if they want to compete for trophies.
Champions League clash awaits
Arsenal face Dinamo Zagreb in the Champions League on Wednesday, and they'll need to find some goals from somewhere if they want to get a result. But knowing Arsenal, they'll probably find a way to botch it up and leave their fans feeling frustrated once again.
