Alright, listen up you muppets! Harry Kane has finally decided to show up and end his pathetic goal drought. About bloody time, mate!
Kane breaks his duck against SC Freiburg
The former Tottenham captain finally remembered how to put the ball in the back of the net against SC Freiburg in the Bundesliga. Took him long enough, didn't it? Probably too busy thinking about his next big money move.
17 goals and six assists for Kane this season
Despite his dry spell, Kane has still managed to bag 17 goals and six assists in the Bundesliga this season. Not bad for a bloke who couldn't hit the broad side of a barn for two months, eh?
Eberl backs Kane despite lack of goals from open play
Bayern Munich's sporting director, Max Eberl, reckons Kane's goal drought is nothing to worry about. "Harry is the least of my worries," he says. Well, Max, old boy, I'd be worried if I were you. Your star striker couldn't find the net if it was the size of a bloody house!
Kane's been relying on penalties since November 22nd, when he last scored from open play. But Eberl thinks Harry can handle the pressure. "If anyone can cope and deal with it, it's Harry Kane," he says. Yeah, right. We'll see about that, won't we?
Kane's injury woes
The England captain missed four matches in December due to a muscle injury. Bayern struggled without him, losing two of those games. Just goes to show how much they rely on the big man up front.
Since joining Bayern from Tottenham in 2023, Kane has scored 66 goals in 69 appearances. Not a bad return, but he needs to keep it up if he wants to win silverware in Germany.
Bundesliga title race heats up
Bayern are currently four points clear at the top of the Bundesliga table, with Kane eyeing his first title on German soil. But they'll have to watch out for Xabi Alonso's Bayer Leverkusen, who are hot on their heels in second place.
So, there you have it. Harry Kane is back among the goals, and Bayern are flying high in the Bundesliga. But don't get too comfortable, lads. There's still a long way to go, and anything can happen in the beautiful game. Keep your wits about you, and for God's sake, Harry, keep putting the ball in the back of the net!
