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Written by Raging Rob on December 21, 2025 at 11:32 AM

That mug Mason Holgate has been chattin' shite about Jamaica's footy team, blamin' the players for not qualifyin' directly for the World Cup. What a load of bollocks!

The Reggae Boyz couldn't even beat Curacao last month, and now they gotta go through the playoffs to get to the tournament. What a bunch of muppets!

McClaren Quits as Jamaica Boss

Steve McClaren, that wanker, resigned right after the match against Curacao. Good riddance, I say! His team was supposed to be the best in their group, but they couldn't get the job done.

Holgate, that bellend, said McClaren shouldn't have had to step down, and that the players should've done better. No shit, Sherlock!

World Cup Qualification

Jamaica's footy team has only been to the World Cup once before, back in 1998. They got their arses handed to them in the group stage, winnin' just one bloody match against Japan.

Holgate reckons they had a real chance to qualify directly this time around, since the tournament's bein' held in North America. But they bottled it, didn't they?

Now they gotta go through the playoffs, and it's not gonna be a cakewalk. Serves 'em right for takin' their foot off the gas in the qualifiers.

Holgate and the rest of those muppets better get their act together if they want any chance of makin' it to the World Cup. They've dug themselves into a right hole, and it's up to them to climb out of it.

Raging Rob
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