Harry Kane, the overrated prick, has somehow managed to blag his way to 100 goal involvements for Bayern Munich in the Bundesliga. Can't believe they fell for his shit.
Overhyped and overpaid
Yeah, he scored again at the weekend, but so what? The mug is still 11 goals clear at the top of the scoring charts. Big fucking deal. He's probably bribing the refs or something.
Taking the piss
This wanker has the nerve to call himself one of the best strikers in the world. Get fucked, mate. Just because you've scored a few goals in the Bundesliga doesn't mean you're anything special.
He's not even the top scorer in the Champions League this season. Anthony Gordon and Gabriel Martinelli have scored just as many as him. Probably a fluke.
Bayern's bullshit
Bunch of bellends are already nine points clear at the top of the table. They might as well just hand them the title now and save everyone the trouble of pretending to give a shit.
And don't even get me started on the fucking winter break. What a load of bollocks. They get to put their feet up while the rest of us have to freeze our tits off watching footy in the pissing rain.
So yeah, Harry Kane might be doing alright for himself at Bayern, but he's still a massive twat in my book. The day I give a fuck about his goal tally is the day I stop breathing. Football is life, but this mug can fuck right off.
