Alright, listen up you muppets! That bellend Mark Hughes has only gone and got himself a new gig as the gaffer of Carlisle United, the worst team in League Two.
Carlisle are shit and Hughes is shit
They're so shit, they're rock bottom of the fourth tier and they've sacked their old manager Mike Williamson 'cause they're terrified of dropping out of the EFL. And get this, they let that mug sign 12 new players in January! What a joke.
Hughes' shit managerial career
Hughes has been on his arse since Bradford gave him the boot in October 2023. And now he's got the most shittiest job in English football. Carlisle were even sniffing around ex-Bolton manager Ivan Evatt and talking about appointing a big name like Steven Gerrard. As if!
But get this, Northampton Town boss Jon Brady told them to do one before they settled for Hughes. What a bunch of mugs.
Hughes' glory days are long gone
Sporting director Rob Clarkson is chatting shit about how excited he is to work with Hughes and how the players will suit his style of play. Give me a break! Hughes may have been a legend at Manchester United back in the day, but his managerial career has been a load of bollocks.
He's been at Wales, Blackburn, Man City, Fulham, QPR, Stoke, Southampton and Bradford and now he's at fucking Carlisle. How the mighty have fallen! And get this, he's brought his mate Glyn Hodges with him. They've signed rolling contracts, so they'll probably be on their arses again soon when Carlisle get relegated to the National League.
