Julian Ryerson's first red card was a bloody disgrace, innit?
Right-Back Loses His Head
The Norwegian muppet got sent off in a gut-wrenching 2-1 defeat for Borussia Dortmund against Stuttgart. The lad didn't take too kindly to being given his marching orders, did he?
291 Games Without a Red
Can you believe this bellend went 291 professional games without a red card? Unbelievable, mate. He'd already been booked in the 56th minute before he decided to throw an elbow at Angelo Stiller like a proper mug.
Referee Didn't Hesitate
The ref, Daniel Siebert, didn't muck about, did he? Quick as a flash, he whipped out the second yellow, followed by the red in the 89th minute. Ryerson threw his arms up, outraged, and stormed over to the ref, screaming 'fuck you' repeatedly like a petulant child.
Emre Can Steps In
The 27-year-old went nose-to-nose with Siebert, forcing Dortmund's skipper and former Liverpool man Emre Can to shove him away. Even then, Ryerson kept mouthing off at the official as he trudged around the pitch towards the tunnel. What a prat!
Stuttgart's Victory
Anton and BVB striker Serhou Guirassy both played for the away side last season, adding extra salt to the wound for Dortmund fans. This brutal defeat leaves the German giants wallowing in 11th place in the Bundesliga. They're now four points adrift of the Conference League spots with just 13 games left. What a shambles!
Right, I'm off to the pub to drown my sorrows. This beautiful game can be a real kick in the teeth sometimes. Cheers, lads!
