The Champions League is heating up, and that means clubs are setting their sights on a potential place in the final. But let's be real, some of these teams are just taking the piss.
Arsenal's chances
Arsenal are close to reaching the semi-finals after thumping Real Madrid. But you can never count out those muppets from Spain. They've won it 15 times, so they could still stand a chance. And let's not forget about that bellend Harry Kane and his Bayern Munich mates. They'll have to fight back too.
The other mugs
Aston Villa have been knocked out by PSG. What a bunch of losers. And Barcelona beat Borussia Dortmund to reach the final four. Big bloody deal.
Final details
The 2025 Champions League final will take place on Saturday, May 31 at the Allianz Arena in Munich, Germany. Kick-off is scheduled for 8pm UK time. Broadcast details are yet to be confirmed, but it'll probably be on some crap channel like TNT Sports or Amazon Prime Video.
Tickets
Ticket sales for this year's Champions League final opened on Monday, April 7. Fans can apply for tickets until April 11. The majority of seats will go to fans of the participating teams, but those who have applied will then go into a ballot for the remaining seats. Prices for fans of the participating clubs are set at £60, while other prices vary from £154 to £817. What a bloody rip-off!
What has been said?
That mug Simon Jordan thinks winning the Premier League is a better achievement than winning the Champions League. He said, "I think that winning the Premier League over 38 games against a cup competition of 17, of which a lot of the others are often not as competitive as you'd like them to be, it's not the same." What a load of bollocks!
