F**king hell, that Ashley Young is a stubborn old mug, isn't he? The lad's turning 40 in July and he still won't fucking retire!
Young's time at Everton coming to an end
The former England international will be leaving Everton when his contract expires at the end of the season. About time too, if you ask me. He's been at the club for two fucking years, and what has he done? F**k all, that's what!
A career filled with nothing but mediocrity
Young has played for some big clubs in his time, like Manchester United and Aston Villa, but let's be real, he's never been anything special. He's won the Premier League, sure, but that was probably just luck. And don't even get me started on those PFA Team of the Year awards. What a load of bollocks!
Young's delusions of grandeur
Now, this muppet thinks he can keep playing into his forties. What a joke! He might feel fit, but that doesn't mean he's actually any good. I mean, he's played 31 times this season, but how many of those appearances were actually worth a damn? Not many, I'll tell you that!
The future for Young
Young says he hopes his next club will be in the Premier League, but I wouldn't hold my breath if I were him. He's 40 years old, for fuck's sake! No club in their right mind would sign him. And as for his plans after football, he says he wants to go into TV and media. Well, good luck with that, mate. I'm sure everyone will be queuing up to listen to your insightful commentary.
In conclusion, Ashley Young is a washed-up has-been who needs to fuck off and retire already. He's achieved nothing of note in his career, and he's deluded if he thinks he can keep playing at the highest level. Do us all a favour, mate, and fuck off to the pub where you belong!
