F*cking hell, what a load of bollocks this is. A "Battle of Britain" friendly between Celtic and Newcastle? More like a battle of the w*nkers if you ask me. Who gives a sh*t about some meaningless pre-season trophy sponsored by those Adidas muppets?
Adidas Trophy: A Pointless Exercise
So apparently, the Scottish and English League Cup winners are both partners of Adidas. Big f*cking deal. Adidas sponsors half the teams in Europe, including some of the biggest bellends in football like Real Madrid and Manchester United. Now they've got their grubby mitts on Celtic and Newcastle too.
The Hoops were gagging about their "landmark extension" with Adidas in May, with their CEO calling it the "biggest official kit supplier partnership in the club's history". Give me a break. It's just another way for these greedy bastards to line their pockets.
And Newcastle, those daft Geordie tw*ts, reunited with Adidas after over a decade apart. I bet they were crying into their Newcastle Brown Ale when they lost their precious Adidas kits back in 2010.
A Clash of Egos at Celtic Park
So now we've got the travelling Toon Army heading up to Celtic Park to battle for this pointless Adidas trophy. I'm sure Brendan Rodgers is creaming his pants at the thought of facing a "top Premier League side". He's probably still bitter about getting sacked by Liverpool.
And Eddie Howe, that smug bastard, is talking about how excited he is to face Celtic at their "historic ground". Historic for what? Being a sh*thole? I'm sure the 7,000 Newcastle mugs making the trip will be in for a real treat.
Pre-Season Farce
This whole pre-season friendly lark is a load of old bollocks anyway. The teams will probably field a bunch of academy muppets and overpriced signings who can't even kick a ball straight. And the fans will pay through the nose to watch it, either in person or on some sh*tty streaming service.
CelticTV and the official Newcastle website will be charging mugs anywhere from £4.99 to £29.99 to watch this farce. What a f*cking con. I'd rather spend my money on a pint and a bag of chips than waste it on this nonsense.
In conclusion, this "Battle of Britain" is nothing more than a cash grab by two clubs and a sportswear brand who are taking the piss out of the fans. The beautiful game has turned into a f*cking circus, and it's muppets like Celtic, Newcastle, and Adidas who are leading the charge. Spare me the bollocks and just play some proper footy for once.
