F**king hell, what a load of s**t! Manchester United's season over before it's even fucking started? Give me a fucking break!
Amorim's got a lot to prove
This mug Amorim thinks he can just waltz into Old Trafford and turn things around? He's got another thing coming! The beautiful game isn't so beautiful when you're losing every fucking week, is it?
Mbeumo and Cunha - overpriced and overrated
£71 million for Mbeumo? £62.5 million for Cunha? What a fucking joke! These lads better start scoring some fucking goals or they'll be out on their arses faster than you can say "waste of money".
United's defence is a fucking shambles
De Ligt and Maguire in the centre of defence? F**king hell, my nan could do a better job and she's been dead for 10 years! They'll be ripped to shreds by every pacy forward in the league.
Ratcliffe? More like Rat-s**t!
And don't even get me started on that bellend Ratcliffe. Thinks he can just buy a stake in the club and start calling the shots? He knows fuck all about football, the muppet!
Top eight? More like bottom eight!
If United finish in the top eight I'll eat my fucking hat. They'll be lucky to stay out of the relegation zone the way things are going. F**king embarrassing.
