Well, well, well, look what we have here. The Gabon national team has gone and gotten themselves banned after their shitshow performance at the Africa Cup of Nations. What a bunch of muppets!
Bloody disgraceful performance
The Panthers were absolutely shite in the group stage, getting their arses handed to them left, right and centre. It was embarrassing to watch, and now the government has stepped in to dissolve the coaching staff and suspend the national team. About bloody time, if you ask me.
Aubameyang and Ecuele Manga given the boot
And guess what? They've gone and excluded Bruno Ecuele Manga and Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from the team. Good riddance, I say. Aubameyang may have been a big shot in the Premier League, but he was bloody useless in the AFCON. And Ecuele Manga? Don't even get me started on that mug.
Aubameyang's pathetic response
Of course, Aubameyang had to go and make some snarky comment on social media, playing the victim card. "I think the team's problems are far deeper than the small person that I am," he wrote. Oh, spare us the bloody self-pity, mate. You were part of the problem, and now you've gotten what you deserved.
Good riddance to bad rubbish
So, there you have it. The Gabon national team is in shambles, and two of their biggest bellends have been shown the door. It's about time they cleaned house and got their act together. Until then, the beautiful game is better off without them.
