Footy star's West Ham move in shambles after injury blow

Footy star's West Ham move in shambles after injury blow

Written by Raging Rob on January 1, 2026 at 8:18 AM

Eddie Nketiah's hamstring injury has fucked up a potential move to West Ham, according to some bulls*** sources.

Nketiah facing spell on the sidelines

The former Arsenal man is facing a stint on the sidelines with a fucking hamstring injury, which has put a spanner in the works for West Ham's January transfer plans.

West Ham's striker woes continue

Nketiah has been a fucking useless signing for Crystal Palace, having missed 11 matches due to injury and only starting in five out of the 18 matches he's been fit for. The muppet has only scored four times this season.

The 26-year-old joined Palace from Arsenal for £30million last year, but has been a fucking benchwarmer, with French bellend Jean-Philippe Mateta preferred up top by muppet manager Oliver Glasner.

Palace eyeing up Larsen

To make matters worse for Nketiah, Palace are interested in signing Jorgen Strand Larsen from Wolves, which could further limit his fucking playing time. West Ham are also reluctant to spend big money on the Norway international in January.

Crystal Palace are desperate to boost their attacking firepower this winter and have already agreed a fee with Tottenham for the overrated winger Brennan Johnson.

West Ham's transfer plans in disarray

West Ham's bid to strengthen their striking department has been dealt a blow by Nketiah's injury, with muppet boss Nuno Espirito Santo forced to play right-winger Jarrod Bowen upfront in recent matches.

However, the Hammers are closing in on the signing of Fulham winger Adama Traore, who previously played under Nuno at Wolves.

Nuno will be hoping Traore can hit the ground running as West Ham look to avoid their first relegation from the Premier League since the 2010/11 campaign, with the mugs currently sitting 18th and four points adrift from safety.

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