What a load of bollocks from Ruben Amorim! The Manchester United boss reckons he'd rather pick some ancient 63-year-old goalkeeping coach over Marcus Rashford. What a mug!
Amorim's having a laugh, innit?
The Red Devils managed to fluke a win against Fulham, but it were about as exciting as watching paint dry. And Rashford didn't even get a look-in!
Lisandro Martinez got lucky with his shot deflecting in, but that were United's only effort on target all game. Pathetic!
Amorim's got some nerve saying Rashford don't put the work in. The lad's got pace to burn, but the gaffer would sooner have some old codger between the sticks. Unbelievable!
Rashford's being mugged off
Amorim keeps banging on about work ethic and giving 100% in training. We get it, mate! But Rashford's been stuck on the sidelines for ages now. It's a bloody disgrace!
The England star wants a new challenge, and who can blame him? He almost legged it to AC Milan, but brexit ballsed that up. Typical!
United want shot of him too, but they can't find any takers. Quelle surprise! Maybe if they actually played the poor sod, someone might fancy a punt.
Rashford's a Red through and through
Rashford's been at United since he were a nipper. He's won trophies, scored heaps of goals, and given his all for the club. And this is the thanks he gets?!
Amorim needs to wind his neck in and show some respect. Rashford deserves better than this. The fans know it, I know it, everyone knows it!
But until Amorim pulls his head out of his arse, Rashford will keep twiddling his thumbs on the bench. It's a right kick in the teeth for a player of his quality. What a joke!
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