Alright, listen up you muppets! Aston Villa and Wolves are sniffin' around that Chelsea defender Axel Disasi. The Blues are lookin' to flog him off permanently, and it looks like the Frenchman's already agreed terms with Villa. But if that falls through, those relegation-threatened Wolves might just swoop in and nick him!
Chelsea's Price Tag for Disasi
Apparently, Chelsea need a cool £30 million to avoid takin' a hit on their balance sheet. They signed Disasi from Monaco last year for a whopping £38.5 million! He scored against Liverpool on his Premier League debut but hasn't really set the world alight since then.
Disasi's Struggles at Chelsea
The lad's made 61 appearances for Chelsea, but he's only featured in six league matches this season. With all the other options they've got at centre-back, it's no wonder he's barely getting a look-in!
Villa's Defensive Crisis
Villa are in desperate need of a new centre-back, with Ezri Konsa as their only fit senior option. Tyrone Mings got crocked in their draw against West Ham, and Diego Carlos has buggered off to Turkey. Pau Torres is out with a metatarsal injury too. Disasi could be their third signing of the January window, after some other blokes I can't be arsed to remember.
Wolves' Relegation Worries
Wolves are also eyeing up reinforcements as they try to drag themselves out of the relegation zone. They got tonked by Arsenal and Leicester's shock win over Spurs saw them drop into the bottom three. No wonder they're sniffin' around Disasi!
Chelsea's Slump in Form
Disasi will be leavin' a Chelsea side that's fallen off a cliff since the festive period. They've only managed one league win in their last seven games! After biggin' themselves up as title contenders earlier in the season, they've now slipped out of the top four into sixth. What a bunch of mugs!
