Alright, listen up you muppets! That little bellend of a ball boy who got kicked by Eden Hazard back in the day has only gone and unveiled a fully gold HQ for his £150million vodka business. I mean, what a mug!
Charlie Morgan's Au Vodka Empire
This Charlie Morgan lad, who Hazard rightly took a swing at during that League Cup semi-final in 2013, has only gone and made a fortune with his mate Jackson Quinn. The pair of them started Au Vodka just two years after that ball boy incident, and now it's worth a whopping £150m!
The New Fully Gold Headquarters
Morgan, who's now the managing director of Au Vodka, has been showing off their new headquarters in Swansea on LinkedIn. The gaff is decked out with black and gold interiors, and there's even a room stocked with all their fancy gold vodka bottles. Talk about taking liberties!
Morgan, Jackson and that DJ Charlie Sloth posed outside the new HQ with gold cars and vans plastered with the brand's logo. Sloth's apparently an investor in the business and has been promoting it like there's no tomorrow.
Morgan's LinkedIn Post
In his LinkedIn post, Morgan wrote: "We spent four years in our first office which was only 250 sq ft... We spent five years in an industrial unit in Swansea, where we grew the business exponentially and the team to 96 people... Today we've moved into our new home – A fully gold HQ which really represents Au and what we stand for."
Au Vodka's Celebrity Promotions
Not only has Sloth been involved in promoting Au Vodka, but they've also had the likes of Floyd Mayweather and Ronaldinho flogging their gear. Even that Jake Paul muppet had their bottle temporarily tattooed on him. I mean, what a bunch of bellends!
World Darts Champion Luke Littler's Involvement
To top it all off, Au Vodka recently collaborated with the world darts champion Luke Littler to celebrate his 18th birthday. They gave him a personalised bottle of their vodka and a giant golden dart with his nickname 'The Nuke' written on it. Unbelievable!
Well, there you have it lads. This just goes to show that even a mug of a ball boy can make it big in this world. But let's be honest, the beautiful game is what really matters at the end of the day. All this gold and vodka nonsense is just a load of banter compared to the passion and dedication of real football fans like us!
