Haaland's a muppet! Piers slams City fraud as Arsenal rule_football!

Haaland's a muppet! Piers slams City fraud as Arsenal rule_football!

Written by Raging Rob on February 3, 2025 at 11:15 AM

Erling Haaland needs to shut his trap - Mikel Arteta and Myles Lewis-Skelly got their own back in the best way possible after Arsenal's 5-1 demolition of Manchester City.

Haaland's Antics Come Back to Haunt Him

After City's 2-2 draw against the Gunners in September, Haaland was caught on camera throwing the ball at Gabriel Magalhaes' head and telling Arsenal boss Arteta to "stay humble". The Norwegian striker also asked Arsenal's young debutant Lewis-Skelly, "Who the fuck are you?" after the final whistle.

Well, it looks like Haaland got his answer on Sunday, doesn't it? Lewis-Skelly scored his first senior goal and celebrated by sitting on the pitch with his eyes closed, mimicking Haaland's meditation pose. It's poetic justice if you ask me.

Haaland's Humbling Defeat

Haaland may have scored in the match, but he was anonymous for most of it. He only had nine touches in the entire game, proving that he's not invincible after all. Arsenal fans were quick to remind him of his words from the previous fixture, chanting "Haaland, what's the score?" throughout the match.

It just goes to show that you should never get too cocky in football. Haaland thought he was untouchable, but Arsenal brought him crashing back down to earth. It's a lesson in humility for the young striker.

Arsenal's Revenge

Arsenal's win over City was the perfect response to Haaland's antics in the previous fixture. Arteta and his players didn't rise to the bait, instead letting their football do the talking. They showed Haaland and City who's boss with a stunning 5-1 victory.

It's a result that will have sent shockwaves through the Premier League. Arsenal are serious title contenders this season, and they've proven that they have what it takes to beat the best teams in the country.

Haaland Needs to Learn Some Respect

Haaland may be a talented player, but he needs to learn some respect. His behaviour towards Arteta and Lewis-Skelly was out of order, and he got exactly what he deserved on Sunday.

If he wants to be a true great in this beautiful game, he needs to start acting like one. That means showing respect to his opponents and letting his football do the talking. Until he learns that lesson, he'll always be a target for opposition fans and players alike.

So, Erling, take note. Stay humble, and remember who the fuck Myles Lewis-Skelly is. You've been warned, mate.

Raging Rob
Raging Rob
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