Darren Bent reckons he'd have Harry Kane at Arsenal in a heartbeat, but let's be real, that ain't ever gonna happen, mate. Kane's been smashing it at Bayern Munich since his €100million move, banging in 72 goals in 73 matches. The bloke's a goal machine!
But apparently, there's some nonsense about a £67m release clause that could've been triggered in January. Not that it matters, 'cause Kane's not stupid enough to comment on it. Premier League return? Maybe, but Arsenal are struggling up front, and they need all the help they can get.
Bent's take on Kane to Arsenal
Ex-England striker and Arsenal fan Bent was asked on some radio show if he'd take Kane at the Emirates, and he said: "I'd take him." Well, no bloody kidding! But his co-host, some muppet named Andy Goldstein, reckons it'd never happen and would be an even bigger deal than Sol Campbell's move in 2001.
Bent tried to justify why Kane's switch wouldn't be as shocking, blabbering on about how he's one of Spurs' greatest and the England captain, but there's been Bayern in between. He even compared it to Campbell's move, but let's be real, it's not the same thing.
Kane's Spurs legacy
Kane spent nearly 20 years at Spurs, scoring 213 Premier League goals and becoming their all-time top scorer. He's second only to Alan Shearer's 260 in the league's history. But Spurs fans are fickle, and some reckon he's not even one of their best ever. What a load of bollocks!
Anyway, Bent kept banging on about how Kane never said he was staying at Spurs before his €100million move to Bayern. But even if there was a chance, there's no way Kane would end up at Arsenal. It just wouldn't happen.
Campbell's controversial move
Campbell's move from Spurs to Arsenal in 2001 was a proper bombshell. He was one of the best centre-halves in the country, and he'd just said on national TV that he wasn't leaving. Then he went and joined their rivals for nothing! Kane's move wouldn't be nearly as shocking, but it still wouldn't go down well with Spurs fans.
In the end, Bent admitted that Kane would never go to Arsenal in a million years. But if you asked him if he'd take him, it'd be a no-brainer. "That guy guarantees you goals," he said. And let's face it, he's not wrong there. But it's all just a load of banter anyway, 'cause there's no way in hell Kane's ever gonna end up at Arsenal. The beautiful game, eh?
