What a load of bollocks! That muppet Chuba Akpom has gone and snubbed Birmingham to join Ipswich Town instead. The bloke's got no loyalty, I tell you. Three Championship clubs were after him, and he chose the Tractor Boys over the Blues. What a mug!
Akpom's move to Ipswich is a slap in the face for Birmingham
The 29-year-old striker, who used to play for Arsenal, was all set to join Birmingham on a season-long loan from Ajax. But then Ipswich came along and stole him right from under their noses. It's a disgrace, I tell you. A bloody disgrace!
And get this - Akpom could make his debut for Ipswich against Birmingham in the opening game of the season. Can you believe the nerve of this guy? He's got some serious balls, I'll give him that.
Akpom's career has been a rollercoaster ride
Akpom's been around the block a few times. He started his career at Arsenal, then had spells at PAOK in Greece and Middlesbrough before ending up at Ajax. He even won the Championship Golden Boot in his final season at Boro. But despite all that, he's still a bloody turncoat in my book.
And let's not forget - he was banished from first-team training at Ajax earlier this summer. What a joke! I don't know what Ipswich are thinking, signing a player like that. They must be desperate.
Birmingham are better off without him
Personally, I think Birmingham are better off without Akpom. They don't need a player who's going to stab them in the back like that. They should focus on finding someone who's actually committed to the club and the fans.
As for Ipswich, well, they can have him. But mark my words - he'll end up being more trouble than he's worth. You can't trust a player who's willing to screw over one club to join another. It's just not right.
In the end, though, it's all about the beautiful game. And as long as we've got footy to watch, I suppose we can put up with the odd bellend like Akpom. But that doesn't mean we have to like it. The bloke's a menace, pure and simple.
