Steve Cooper, that bellend, has only gone and snubbed a bunch of English clubs to take over at Danish outfit Brondby. The 45-year-old muppet had been out of work for ten bloody months after getting the boot from Leicester in November 2024. Can you believe it?
Cooper, the mug, managed a pathetic three wins in 15 matches at Leicester, with a 2-1 loss to Chelsea being his final game in charge. What a joke. And now, he's got the cheek to take over at Brondby on the same day his old club Nottingham Forest announced Ange Postecoglou as their new gaffer. Taking liberties, if you ask me.
Why the hell has Steve Cooper moved to Denmark?
Word on the street is that Cooper, the tosser, turned down a load of Championship clubs this summer because he wanted a "fresh challenge". Give me a break. Apparently, the chance of European football was too good to pass up for the ex-England youth coach. Well, tough luck mate, because Brondby got their arses handed to them by Chelsea's sister club Strasbourg in the UEFA Conference League play-off.
Now, Cooper's got the task of bringing back the glory days to one of Denmark's biggest clubs. Good luck with that, mate. They haven't won the Superliga title in four years or the Danish Cup since 2018. Brondby are currently fourth in the table, four points behind leaders Copenhagen, who Cooper will face in his first game in charge on Saturday. I can't wait to see him fail.
What have Brondby said about Steve Cooper?
Brondby's Director of Football, Benjamin Schmedes, is absolutely buzzing about Cooper's arrival. He reckons Cooper's the perfect mix of youth and experience, vision and personality. What a load of bollocks. Schmedes thinks Cooper can take the club to a new level and install a winning culture at Brondby Stadium. Well, I've got a bridge to sell you if you believe that.
Schmedes also praised Cooper's work with young players and his ability to build a strong connection between the academy and the first team. I'll believe it when I see it. In my opinion, Cooper's just another overrated English manager who couldn't cut it in the Premier League. But hey, what do I know? I'm just a football thug who lives and breathes the beautiful game.
