The Manchester derby is coming up this weekend, and it's a big fucking deal for footy fans in the UK.
Both Manchester clubs have had a s**t start to the season, but a win against their city rivals could be the kick up the arse they need to get their act together.
City's defenders are a bunch of muppets
City started the season with a 4-0 win over Wolves, but then they went and lost to Tottenham and Brighton. Their defenders are a bunch of fucking muppets who couldn't stop a nosebleed.
United's new front three are a joke
Meanwhile, United have splashed the cash on a new front three, but only Bryan Mbeumo has managed to score a goal. What a fucking joke.
They did manage to beat Burnley before the international break, but that's not saying much. And let's not forget they got knocked out of the Carabao Cup by fucking Grimsby Town. Embarrassing.
Manchester City vs Manchester United: When and where to watch
The game is on Sunday, September 14 at 4:30pm at the Etihad. You can watch it on Sky Sports Main Event and Premier League, or stream it on Sky Go or NOW TV.
Team news: City's new keeper and United's injuries
Gianluigi Donnarumma is likely to make his debut for City after joining from PSG. United have a bunch of injuries, including Matheus Cunha, Mason Mount, and Diogo Dalot. Lisandro Martinez is definitely out, and Andre Onana is off to Turkey.
Jamie Carragher slams Jadon Sancho
After Jadon Sancho joined Aston Villa on loan, Jamie Carragher had a go at him on The Overlap. He said he doesn't know what Sancho's standout quality is and that he can't picture what he brings to the team. Ouch.
