Troy Deeney is pissing his pants worrying about what happens if Harry Kane gets injured. The fucking muppet reckons there's no Plan B if the England skipper is out.
These so-called "options" to replace Kane are a fucking joke. Ollie Watkins? Marcus Rashford through the middle? What a load of bollocks!
Thomas Tuchel is talking out of his arse
Tuchel claims he's got loads of firepower. Bellend even says Jarrod Bowen and Phil Foden can play up top. The deluded tw*t needs a reality check.
Deeney's right when he says Tuchel's full of shite. If Harry Kane's crocked for the World Cup, England are royally fucked. The understudies ain't had enough game time to make a difference.
Tuchel's been playing Kane in every meaningless friendly and qualifier. Why the hell not give others a proper run out? It's a fucking travesty!
Ivan Toney's fucked under Tuchel
Deeney also called out the "personality clash" between Tuchel and Ivan Toney. It's fucking obvious Tuchel doesn't rate him, the clueless mug.
Tuchel couldn't even be arsed to mention Toney as an option. He'd rather play a bunch of wingers out of position than give a proper striker a chance. What a bellend!
If England crash out of the World Cup early, Tuchel's already got his excuses lined up. "We didn't have enough strikers," he'll whine, the pathetic wanker.
