What a load of bollocks! That bellend Thomas Tuchel has confirmed that our Harry Kane won't be playing in the match against those muppets from Wales on Thursday night. What a mug!
Bayern Munich's star striker Kane didn't train with the lads at St George's Park on Wednesday, and Tuchel, that bloody German, said at his press conference that Kane got a kick in his last game and it's too risky for him to play. What a load of shite!
Kane's injury woes
Kane got a knock on his foot during Bayern's 3-0 win at Eintracht Frankfurt and was subbed off near the end. He tried to reassure us that he'd be fit for England duty, but it looks like he's taken a liberty and let us all down. Bloody typical!
Now we'll have to watch that muppet Ollie Watkins or those other clowns Marcus Rashford and Anthony Gordon up front instead. What a joke!
Kane's future at Bayern
There's been a lot of talk about Kane's future at Bayern, with some muppets saying he could be available for just £56.7million due to a release clause in his contract. That's pocket change for a player of his quality!
Some idiots even think he might come back to the Premier League, with that tool Thomas Frank saying he'd be welcomed back at Spurs. As if!
But Kane has come out and said he's happy at Bayern and could see himself staying there longer. Good for him, I say. He's been on fire for them, scoring 103 goals in 106 appearances. That's the kind of form we need from him for England!
But knowing our luck, he'll probably get injured again and miss the World Cup qualifiers. Just our bloody luck!
