Vicario's Blunder Gifts Forest a Goal - What a Muppet!
That bloody fool Guglielmo Vicario, the Tottenham keeper, has well and truly fucked it up this time. The numpty was caught napping as Nottingham Forest scored their second against the mighty Spurs. And let me tell you, I'm absolutely livid about it!
Vicario's Unforgivable Howler
Dean Ashton didn't mince his words when he laid into the Italian shot-stopper on GameDay Live. And rightly so! The prat practically gifted Forest their second goal. It's not like the ball was whipped into the top corner or anything. No, it just lobbed over Vicario's head and into the back of the net. What an absolute bellend!
Ashton was spot on when he said, "It's just terrible goalkeeping." I mean, how can a professional footballer, playing at the highest level, make such a basic mistake? It's beyond me. And then Vicario has the audacity to turn around and blame his teammates for not picking up their markers. Get a grip, mate!
Sam Matterface was equally scathing in his assessment. He said, "The goalkeeper should not be allowing that to happen," and I couldn't agree more. It's just not acceptable at this level. Vicario's error was "not really forgivable," according to Ashton. And I'll tell you what, I'd go one step further. It's a fucking disgrace!
Vicario's Track Record
So far this season, Vicario has conceded a whopping 20 goals in just 16 Premier League appearances. That's shocking. The fact that he's only managed to keep five clean sheets in that time is a joke. And to think, he's got another two-and-a-half years left on his contract. Jesus wept!
As for Spurs, they're now languishing in 11th place in the Premier League, a full six points off the top four. And with performances like this, it's no wonder. Ashton summed it up perfectly when he said, "It's been a pathetic performance from Tottenham." And I'll tell you what, I couldn't have put it better myself. The whole lot of them should be ashamed of themselves. What an absolute shambles!
