Harry Kane is having a whale of a time breaking records left, right and centre with Bayern Munich over in Germany. The bloke just can't stop scoring goals, can he? It's like he's playing a different sport to everyone else!
Eriksen wants Kane back at Spurs for a 'special reunion'
But Christian Eriksen, that cheeky sod, reckons the England captain should come back to Tottenham for a 'special reunion'. What a load of bollocks! Kane is flying high in the Bundesliga, winning titles and smashing records, and Eriksen wants him to go back to Spurs? Mate, have you lost your marbles?
Sure, Kane had a good run at Tottenham, becoming their all-time record goalscorer and all that jazz. But let's be real, he's finally winning titles in Germany. Why the hell would he want to go back to a club that couldn't even win a raffle?
Kane's record-breaking season
The 32-year-old has been an absolute beast this season, with 30 goals in 25 appearances. Bayern are top of the Bundesliga, nine points clear of Borussia Dortmund. They're even second in the Champions League table, just three points behind Arsenal.
In total, Kane has scored a mind-boggling 115 goals in 121 games since he moved to Bayern in 2023. The guy is a goal machine, plain and simple.
Eriksen's delusions of grandeur
Eriksen played with Kane for seven seasons at Spurs, and apparently that's enough for him to think he knows what's best for the England captain. "I would love to see him back at Spurs," Eriksen said. "It would be a special reunion both for him and the club."
Special reunion my arse! Kane is living his best life in Germany, winning titles and breaking records. Why would he want to go back to a club that's struggling to even qualify for the Champions League?
Eriksen's failed Tottenham return
Eriksen himself tried to go back to Tottenham in 2022, but they didn't want him. Instead, he ended up at Brentford with current Spurs boss Thomas Frank. You'd think he'd learn his lesson about trying to force a move back to his former club, but apparently not.
Frank's Spurs are struggling this season, lacking a true midfield maestro like Eriksen. But Eriksen reckons Frank just needs more time to turn things around. Time? Mate, have you seen the Premier League table recently? Time is a luxury that Spurs can't afford!
In the end, Kane's future is his own decision. But if he's smart, he'll stay far away from Tottenham and their delusions of grandeur. The bloke is winning titles and breaking records in Germany, why would he want to give that up for a 'special reunion' with a club that's going nowhere fast?
