Right, listen up you muppets, it looks like Bournemouth are expecting Antoine Semenyo's move to Manchester City to be sorted in the next 48 hours. About bloody time, if you ask me.
The clubs had a chinwag today about the payments for the winger's £60million release clause. Typical money-grabbing bastards, if you ask me.
Semenyo has already had a gab with City about personal terms, and he's keen on the move. Can't blame him for wanting to leave that shithole Bournemouth behind.
He might even play against Chelsea on Tuesday in his last hurrah for Bournemouth. Good riddance, I say.
Chelsea were interested, but they pulled out faster than a virgin on his wedding night. Liverpool, United, and Spurs were also sniffing around, but they can all fuck off now.
Semenyo's release clause had to be triggered in the first ten days of the window. Talk about taking the piss, but that's footy for you.
He'll be a big signing for City in their push for the title. They play Bournemouth towards the end of the season, so that should be a right laugh.
Semenyo's season so far
So, Semenyo banged in 13 goals last season and set up seven others. Not too shabby for a lad playing for a bunch of donkeys.
He scored a couple against Liverpool at the start of this season, even though Bournemouth got pumped 4-2. Good effort, mate.
Then he scored against Brighton, Leeds, and Fulham before going on a bit of a dry spell. Can't expect miracles from a player in that shit team, can you?
But he's bounced back with three goals in his last three games. He's third in the Golden Boot race behind Haaland and that Thiago bloke. Not bad for a player from a tinpot club.
