Nathan Ake has told West Ham to do one, the cheeky mug! Who does he think he is, turning down a move to the mighty Hammers? What a load of bollocks.
This lad Ake, he's been warming the bench at Manchester City, the useless bellend. He's had more injuries than a geriactric nan, and he can't even get a game for Pep's team. And now he thinks he's too good for West Ham? Get outta here!
Who wants this muppet anyway?
Apparently Bournemouth, Newcastle and Crystal Palace are all sniffing around Ake, like a pack of desperate mutts. But Man City want £21million for him! Are they having a laugh? I wouldn't pay 21 quid for that useless twat.
And then there's Barcelona, apparently they want him too. Well good luck with that, you cash-strapped mugs. You couldn't afford a packet of crisps, let alone a semi-decent defender.
West Ham are doomed anyway
Let's face it, West Ham are going down quicker than a two bob hooker. They're stuck in the bottom three, five points from safety, and they've got Nuno Espirito Santo in charge. The bloke's got less chance of keeping them up than I have of winning the lottery.
They need a striker, they need a defender, they need a bloody miracle if you ask me. Their defence is leakier than a sieve, and their attack is blunter than a butter knife. Ake or no Ake, they're royally screwed.
So good luck to Ake, the jumped up little prick. He can sit on City's bench and rot for all I care. And as for West Ham, they can enjoy their little relegation party. I'll be laughing my arse off when they go down. The beautiful game, my arse. It's all a load of crap anyway.
