Angry Dave's Rants - Page 11
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Arsenal target City's nemesis, £100m cheaper than Isak!
Rio Ferdinand ditching footy for Hollywood mugs and Ryan Reynolds
Klopp scrambles to avoid Bellingham blunder with bro Jobe as "chats begin"
Mbappe matches Ronaldo's Madrid record with a belting winner!
Ant & Dec: Toon Army footy legends celebrate Cup win with Geordie lads on parade!
Griezmann shatters Messi's LaLiga record, the bellend!
FA Cup semi-final draw: Date, time, ball numbers. Footy's the winner, muppets!
Ex-EFL gaffer haulin' Euro minnows to Champ League footy
Enzo Maresca rages, canceling Chelsea's day off after training ground humiliation!
Rafa's Fergie FA Cup Snub Fury: "Educate Yourself, Ya Mug!"
Ronaldo's biggest rival: Arsenal legend messed up Man Utd icon's footy focus
Carragher's Trent Comments: Outrageous Rubbish from a Muppet!
New gaffer with Prem experience takes charge at Shrewsbury after Ainsworth's shock exit.
Wanyama returns to Britain, reunites with ex-boss at Spurs
Lampard, Scholes' match without Gerrard settled England's footy debate
England's footy returns to stadium after 20 years, bizarre reason forces Wembley move
Troy Deeney eager for footy management return, despite sack culture
Footy gaffer leggin' it from relegation scrap to lower league!
Footy clubs chat about big summer transfer window shake-up
No Prem footy this weekend, FA's new rule ruins it for everyone!
Man Utd's Massive Moolah if Chelsea Return Sancho, Footy's Coming Home, Mate!
Pirlo's stunnin' free-kick for Milan in Spurs Legends match has footy fans goin' wild
Myles Lewis-Skelly: Future England footy legend, if he sorts his sh*t out!