Angry Dave's Rants - Page 12
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Rasmus Hojlund exit in mega Man Utd swap deal for top striker
McTominay: From Bulldog to Maradona-Worshipped Footy Maestro!
Morgan Gibbs-White's footy call with Tuchel, leading to England call-up
Premer 'bout to piss off Arteta with big next season change, the muppet!
Ronaldo > Messi in GOAT debate, no contest, mate!
Ramos' 30th red for clobbering mug - what a lad!
Bruno shuts up Keane after Man Utd masterclass
Messi humiliates ex-Villa keeper with brilliant footy strike
Newcastle lads celebrate massive win, Eddie Howe remembers mum's passing
Bruno Guimaraes blubbing like a baby after Newcastle's massive win!
Filth held back from dugout by bizzies as Gers gaffer smashes 34-year Old Firm record
Newcastle's last trophy win: Magpies' years of footy failure could end with Carabao Cup glory!
Southampton gaffer rips into relegation battle and his club future
Deeney: Saints fan said sorry for their shite footy!
ITV nick England Six Nations rights, BBC left fumin'!
Saturday's footy kick-off changed, Premier League's dodgy start times baffle fans
Carragher's lad gets first international call-up, but it ain't with England! 🤬🏴
Gallas slams Arteta: Not the bloke to end Arsenal's Prem wait!
Troy Deeney's mad claim: Shock player snubbed for Rashford in England squad!
Two uncapped muppets could make Tuchel's first England squad in the beautiful game
Man U & Newcastle boss reacts to decision in 3 words after secret meetin'
Mbappe's livid reaction to dodgy Alvarez pen, footy injustice!
Postecoglou's trophy boast backfires - the mug's deluded!